This Excuse submitted by Stephan Jokisch at 5:33 PM on 11/26/96.
Steel Point Darts (Thrown at a Bristle Dartboard)
Sailor's Dickey Rugby League
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
There are a couple of loose floorboards in my local pub. These of course are right by the dart boards which of course are en-route to the washrooms. Well you can imagine with all the downing of ambrosia causes a rollercoaster game of darts.